Who to Vote for in the Upcoming Canadian Election?

Do you think that global empire, supporting the broken policies of Bushism, handouts to corporate cronies, tax cuts for the wealthy, North American Union, massively increasing the military budget and secrecy in the Prime Ministers Office are hunky-dory?
Do you think we need a leader who is looks uncomfortable in anything other than a suit and tie or a bad sweater? Are you naive enough to believe that a Minority right wing idealogue government will be just as moderate and cautious as a Majority right wing idealogue government?
Are you a big supporter of the Neo-Con agenda and the Clash of Civilizations, where fake Christian bible bangers, oil companies and insane bloodthirsty zionazis can work in conjunction to make a hideous malformed monster that will be busy bombing and maiming and murdering millions of brown people for the next one hundred years?
Then vote for the Conservative Party.

Are you of the mind that the solution to every problem facing the Western World is a tax increase? Do you believe that making promises to voters is just a tool to be used to fool them into voting for you? Do you think the best position is no position at all?
Are you comfortable with shelling out more of your hard earned money to bail out polluters and line the pockets of environmental study groups using faulty science and incorrect data because the agenda has to fit around the science, and not vice versa?
Do you think that cronyism and bureacratic boondoggles, billions of missing taxpayer dollars and routine violation of the Elections act is just business as usual? Do you want a Prime Minister for whom English is possibly a third or fourth language?
Then vote for the Liberal Party.

When you walk down the street, do you see a mass of homogenous entities who are all equal and the same, beings who despite their obvious differences are mandated to be equal in skill and intelligence? Do you think its important to ensure that we have employed enough wheelchair bound Bangladeshi lesbians as policewoman? Have you made up your mind that whenever a gun is used to kill someone, it was committed by the gun, and not the criminal who fired it?
Are you labouring under the illusion that banning a tool used in a criminal offence will be any incentive at all to the criminal?
Do you think that massive tax hikes are the solution to our economic woes and that every special interest group deserves to be supported directly out of your wallet?
Then vote New Democratic Party.


Hope this helped you make up your mind about this very important decision.