John "I Hate Gooks" McInsane emerges as the Republican front runner after Super Tuesday, with Mittens "CFR" Romney reassessing campaign. Huckabee takes the snake handling crazy states. Ron Paul, the only honest man running, the only person running who would respect the US Constitution and the law of the land, has a few good showings but generally comes in fourth.
Meanwhile, on the left wing of the American Zionist Imperialist Party, Barack Obama claims a small lead in delegates over Hitlery, and the show goes on.
And who is the winner after Super Tuesday, who made the best showing and gained the most from the votes cast by millions of American voters? Why, Israel, of course.
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